The title of this blog post could suggest that this is my first time in Colorado. Conversely, this is my third time out here in the past three years alone, with five or six other trips dotting my childhood. (There were some VERY harrowing skiing experiences early on in high school that left me fairly sure where I stand on the “professional athlete scale”. The answer is mildly depressing).
But now that I’ve been in Denver for two weeks (which admittedly is different to the People’s Republic of Boulder, where I’ll be living as of next week, so bear with me, or don’t, but I’m allowed to change my mind!!!!), I’ve had a pretty good amount of time to start sussing out my surroundings. The following is a list of my very observant, witty, and often overly generalistic impressions of my new home state.